Why would you ruin the best day of the year like that?
Here are 5 Pancake Day toppings that should be illegal/aren’t lemon and sugar.
If you wouldn’t have sugar on it, don’t put it in your pancake. Not today anyway.
Jesus didn’t walk through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights for you to put red sauce on a pancake.
THREE: HAM AND CHEESE.
Keep it in a panini… or one of them croissants you get on holiday.
Or any fish for that matter. Just because you can have it with a squeeze of lemon, doesn’t mean it’s legal tender.
5: A FACE.
Pancake Day is not a joke, please stop trying to make it one.