Weekly Clickbait: Funny Aldi products

Lookalike branding and blatant mickey-taking have become Aldi’s forte and this supermarket chain, fluent in irony and masters of piss-takery, should be celebrated. For our weekly clickbait feature, we pick our top five or six Aldi products. Those of you who read ISSUE ONE will already be familiar with the work of Spicy Mark, a man whose Culinary Corner welcomed every single flavour of Rubicon … Continue reading Weekly Clickbait: Funny Aldi products

Best things to order at Febo…

For those of you who have never been to The Netherlands, allow us to introduce the great fast food chain in the world. Febo. Pronounced ‘fay-boh’ by locals, ‘FEEEBOH’ by Brits abroad and dubbed ‘big Feebs’ by a hungry Lilthaiprince & Sami Swoi in 2018, it’s a must-eat in Amsterdam. Your ability to order your food may or may not be impaired. So, the self-service … Continue reading Best things to order at Febo…

6 things to do this Autumn…

As the temperature begins to drop below double digits and the days get dark outside before lunch, Offie Mag is here to provide a few useful tips on how to grab autumn by the (chest)nuts… (Picture via a website called easyProperty lol) WATCH FOOTBALL ALL THE TIME Replace the gorgeous sunshine rays of summer-gone-by with the entrancing glow of your local pub’s plasma screen telly. … Continue reading 6 things to do this Autumn…

6 misunderstood ghouls, monsters & wizards

Like it or not, Halloween is happening on October 31st. To ‘celebrate’ this annual spooky occasion, here’s some time relevant clickbait about some misunderstood ghouls, monsters and wizards. If you want even more celebratory Halloween festivities from Offie Mag, come to Dead Wax on the 31st for our Halloween Hoot’nanny. Frankenstein’s monster  Frankenstein’s monster is criminally misunderstood. For a start, most people think his name … Continue reading 6 misunderstood ghouls, monsters & wizards

5 of the best jazz clubs in Europe…

This month we continue our Jazz Club series and then at the end of it, we all get kicked out of the EU. To celebrate and commiserate both respective occurrences, we’re using our Weekly Clickbait to share five of our favourite jazz clubs across Europe. Those who have picked up our magazine and read an Offie Mag travel will know that we know our way … Continue reading 5 of the best jazz clubs in Europe…

5 things to remember during Black History Month

Black History Month is a time for us all to reflect on how society has changed, and the progress that still needs to be made. It’s easy to think that we live in a post-racial society where phrases like “but I have black friends” immune people from racism, but this ain’t the case, mate. By Fez Sibanda Having black friends actually doesn’t exempt you from … Continue reading 5 things to remember during Black History Month

5 House of Pharaohs bangers

To make a list of the best House of Pharaohs songs is a challenge. With a hefty back catalogue and vibrant recent release in Seasons II, it’s not even necessary either, go find out your favourite tunes yourself innit. But, with House of Pharaohs gracing our coastline at Patterns this week, we’ve written you a comprehensive list of our favourite tunes by them. A bloody talented bunch, … Continue reading 5 House of Pharaohs bangers

7 ways to up your toast game this Autumn

How to make your toast better. As summer quite quickly dissipates into autumn, toast consumption across the UK is set to skyrocket as we try to deal with the increasingly gloomy weather, Brexit, and an all round powerful sense of dread. You’ve no longer got time for lazy summer mornings, it’s time for toast. Toast crosses boundaries like nothing else. We all love toast. From … Continue reading 7 ways to up your toast game this Autumn