Weekly Clickbait: Funny Aldi products

Lookalike branding and blatant mickey-taking have become Aldi’s forte and this supermarket chain, fluent in irony and masters of piss-takery, should be celebrated. For our weekly clickbait feature, we pick our top five or six Aldi products. Those of you who read ISSUE ONE will already be familiar with the work of Spicy Mark, a man whose Culinary Corner welcomed every single flavour of Rubicon … Continue reading Weekly Clickbait: Funny Aldi products

Five banana bread recipes that you should try this lockdown…

Banana bread appears to have risen in popularity since the beginning of lockdown. People of all ages seem to be partaking in the age-old tradition that is, baking – and banana bread is at the top of everyone’s list, apparently. Written by Brickcellphone Banana bread first rose to popularity in the 1930s, when it became a feature in cookbooks all throughout America. As bananas were … Continue reading Five banana bread recipes that you should try this lockdown…

CLBRKS and Morriarchi pick their favourite microwaveable foods

We’ve got a very special edition of our Weekly Clickbait here, as CLBRKS and Morriarchi, authors of the newly dropped Blah Records’ Microwave Cooking 2000, give us some culinary advice. Those who have read ISSUE FOUR of Offie Mag will know we know a thing or two about meat heated up via radiation. Moreover, anyone who has listened to CLBRKS’ and Morri’s new record will … Continue reading CLBRKS and Morriarchi pick their favourite microwaveable foods